i guess u could say they were
< My lady >
youregorgeouswaitwhat replied to your quote “I want you to take that weapon of mass destruction that you have…”
i want this tattooed on my forehead
I literally just took a selfie and wrote the quote in one my forehead with comic sans and was gonna upload it with”already way ahead of you” but then I realised it may not be the wisest idea to circulate a picture like this on the internet lmao
Hans was glad that he parked in the rear of the parking lot at the drive in, as he forgot how vocal Anna could be during sex - he had already lost count of how many times he had to kiss her to keep her screams down, as he pounded into her in the back of his car.
It was hard to believe that this was the same wide-eyed, bobby sock-wearing, college-bound girl who got straight A’s in school and never stayed out past 10pm - although getting home at ten was clearly the last thing on Anna’s mind as Hans finally brought her to orgasm.
Knowing his kisses wouldn’t be enough this time, Hans was forced to cover her mouth with his hand to muffle her crying out his name as she came down from her peak - only removing it when her screams became quiet shudders - “you’re right, Hans…” she panted as she tenderly stroked his softening cock, “it really is a weapon of mass destruction.”
sun-moon-and-talia, look a mini-sequel!
The Adventures of Sex in Car-related Scenarios!
If there’s one thing I want to be remembered for, it’s this
Another cdpetee submission: “Oh, Kristoff. If only there was someone out there who loved you.”
"…Sven was preferable of course but no one was getting anywhere with him."
"But you! You were so desperate for that sled, you were willing to marry me just like that!”
my fave characters are trash and i am a garbage collector
have you ever like… gotta a new otp and then had it shattered in your face like 45 mins later?? like you find out that love is in fact not an open door?? hahaha i hate that… haha.. -crying-
but yo idc hans is fine af and anna is a cutie