the-wolfbats:

racism-sexist-ableism-ohmy:

thatmouseisfamily:

Wtf is this

Okay, sexy nurse? I understand that. Sexy police woman? I even get that one. I even sadly understand sexy school girl.
But sexy Olaf the snowman from the children’s movie Frozen is where I draw the fucking line.

I CANNOT @ THE ARMS

the-wolfbats:

racism-sexist-ableism-ohmy:

thatmouseisfamily:

Wtf is this

Okay, sexy nurse? I understand that. Sexy police woman? I even get that one. I even sadly understand sexy school girl.

But sexy Olaf the snowman from the children’s movie Frozen is where I draw the fucking line.

I CANNOT @ THE ARMS

38 minutes ago on 22 Oct 2014 with 2,055 notes — via the13thprince, © thatmouseisfamily
#finally a halloween costume that appeals to ME #olaf #snow joke #frozen merch #sorta lmao



hannahhurtful:

"I wonder if your obituary is gonna mention ‘Frozen’ in the headline."
"Thanks for bringing it to the dark place. Right to death. Straight to obituary." (x)

1 hour ago on 22 Oct 2014 with 36 notes — via the13thprince, © hannahhurtful
#santino fontana #he's a mass hallucination I'm sure of it



teamhans-art:

A True Love’s Kiss? Alternate title: Dammit, Hans!

Another look through poor Anna’s eyes…

3 hours ago on 22 Oct 2014 with 122 notes — via secretarendelle, © teamhans-art
#lmao I did not need this #cannot deal #I'm outie #frozen fanart #Hans fanart #Betrayal #teamhans art



cranitys-insanity:

prodigalhans` and actualreallivepeople`s 21 thread is killing me

cranitys-insanity:

prodigalhans` and actualreallivepeople`s 21 thread is killing me

5 hours ago on 22 Oct 2014 with 57 notes — via cranitys-insanity
#frozen fanart #hanna fanart #krumkake cuties #flower crowns #eeep



catherinechandler:

do you ever look at a ship and think this is it, this is the one, this is the motherducking ship that’s ruined me for good and I will never ever be okay again

(ʘ‿ʘ✿)

6 hours ago on 22 Oct 2014 with 29,337 notes — via hansino, © catherinechandler
#motherducking



cr4zyam3rican:

Scrolling in the dashboard… 

image

…when you see your NOTP

image

7 hours ago on 22 Oct 2014 with 92 notes — via hansino, © cr4zyam3rican
#seeing helsa and KA in the same post? #not today #Not. Today.



bananataffy:

It was probably the chocolate fondue~

7 hours ago on 21 Oct 2014 with 1,246 notes — via secretarendelle, © bananataffy
#is that the BK crown??? lmao #also tbh if I were Hans this is what would have happened #frozen fanart #Hans fanart #I wanna stuff some chocolate in my face



gdcarchives:

More dragon prince au stuff.

This time it’s Hans being a butt and refusing to get married just because he wants Anna to like him for him and not his d pretty face.

Pfft. Ginger stupid face.

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When they meet again, Hans is twenty-three and Anna, eighteen.

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7 hours ago on 21 Oct 2014 with 28 notes — via gdcarchives
#frozen drabble #Hans drabble #hanna drabble #dragon!Hans #soooo I never reblogged this? #silly me



7 hours ago on 21 Oct 2014 with 30 notes — via the13thprince, © hmmmbrilee
#is that... pie? #surely it should be a sandwich #is OP okay #I know they've never shied away from drawing Hans before #but there's an awful lot of... suggestive Hans content from them lately #not that I'm complaining lmao #ahhh what a gorgeous douchebag #Hans after dark #/nsfw #sorta #frozen fanart #Hans fanart



hansideburns:

lmao all i know how to draw is hans tbh

hansideburns:

lmao all i know how to draw is hans tbh

8 hours ago on 21 Oct 2014 with 40 notes — via secretarendelle, © hansideburns
#frozen fanart #hans fanart #flower crowns #he looks cute but like he's plotting something #so it's perfect



onlyleigh:

girl don’t I know it

onlyleigh:

girl don’t I know it

9 hours ago on 21 Oct 2014 with 6,594 notes — via hissouthernisles, © badboygeorgie
#one of us #she's 29 omg #amazing #also I'm laughing cause I have that exact tv holy shit lmao #god I thought it was 'nsfw' as well #in too deep #relevant



lazy butts

naughty-chekov:

Fandom: Frozen
Pairing: Hanna
Rating: M as in mmmm tasty

5 day late birthday fic for Autumn! She’s just a real pal and such a powerful woman and I’m proud to have her as a friend. Thus I celebrate her with filthy Disney porn. Enjoy, my dear <3

It was kind of a chilly morning, but nothing that bundling up the bedspread around Hans’s self couldn’t fix. There was always that particular downside to sleeping naked, but then again, the sheets felt so good on his bare skin; almost as good as his warm, snuggly wife tucked up into his side.

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10 hours ago on 21 Oct 2014 with 14 notes — via naughty-chekov
#frozen fanfiction #hanna fanfiction #lmao amazing #'meaty package' #why Tia why #Autumn still hasn't this this yet ehe #rimming #I can't believe I need this tag #I never thought I would need this tag #but here we are #frickle frackle #/nsfw #hooray for butts



k009:

gosh diddly darn

k009:

gosh diddly darn

10 hours ago on 21 Oct 2014 with 61,989 notes — via hansino, © k009
#if Hans bothered to keep track lmao