Wtf is this
Okay, sexy nurse? I understand that. Sexy police woman? I even get that one. I even sadly understand sexy school girl.
But sexy Olaf the snowman from the children’s movie Frozen is where I draw the fucking line.
I CANNOT @ THE ARMS
"I wonder if your obituary is gonna mention ‘Frozen’ in the headline."
"Thanks for bringing it to the dark place. Right to death. Straight to obituary." (x)
A True Love’s Kiss? Alternate title: Dammit, Hans!
Another look through poor Anna’s eyes…
do you ever look at a ship and think this is it, this is the one, this is the motherducking ship that’s ruined me for good and I will never ever be okay again
Scrolling in the dashboard…
…when you see your NOTP
It was probably the chocolate fondue~
More dragon prince au stuff.
This time it’s Hans being a butt and refusing to get married just because he wants Anna to like him for him and not his
Pfft. Ginger stupid face.
When they meet again, Hans is twenty-three and Anna, eighteen.
lmao all i know how to draw is hans tbh
girl don’t I know it
Rating: M as in mmmm tasty
5 day late birthday fic for Autumn! She’s just a real pal and such a powerful woman and I’m proud to have her as a friend. Thus I celebrate her with filthy Disney porn. Enjoy, my dear <3
It was kind of a chilly morning, but nothing that bundling up the bedspread around Hans’s self couldn’t fix. There was always that particular downside to sleeping naked, but then again, the sheets felt so good on his bare skin; almost as good as his warm, snuggly wife tucked up into his side.
gosh diddly darn